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[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

In 2005 they would have just taken your data without asking.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Hitting myself with the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind machine

Websites in 2005 never had annoying popups and obnoxious JavaScript and a thousand bad design decisions that made using them terrible.

Everything was so easy back then and you could always trust your anonymous Internet retail vendor to do exactly what you paid them for.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine having to navigate that site to buy a new monitor, without a monitor.

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

should of used a rust based browser

[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I use so many extensions in my browser it will literally shock me when I use someone else's computer. Websites will just be massively different, full of ads. Most news sites are just not usable workout some serious script blocking and ad block.

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