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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

4 guys wanted to start a militia and take some land by force.

all in their mid twenties to early thirties

all in the military.

thats the story.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

The story is made up, pointing to government agencies and police forces focusing on the wrong things.

The Beaverton is a satire website.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminds me of the scene with the truck in Canadian Bacon.

https://youtu.be/jyO1ILQAGsU

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I'm not Canadian, but I think this is satire, not real news. The beaverton is a onion like site, correct?

[–] streetfestival@lemmy.ca 38 points 2 days ago

Yes. Beaverton is the Canadian version of the Onion

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope they throw the book at these assholes than one in French too.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think there's something like 3 books written in French. Which one you mean?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The heaviest one no one can read French anyways.

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A) The heaviest no one can read; French anyways.

Throw the heaviest illegible book, but continue to open-mouth kiss?

B)The heaviest no. one can read; French anyways.

Throw the heaviest legible volume in a set, but continue to open-mouth kiss?

C) The heaviest. No one can read, French anyways.

Throw the heaviest book in existence, and open-mouth kiss despite rampant illiteracy?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cormac McCarthy disapproves of those ugly useless marks.

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

You know it's satire because it would could not be the RCMP, it would be the OQLF.

[–] jellygoose@lemmy.ca -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, let’s keep dividing the country and attacking Quebec, the province who massively voted to not go full retard with the conservatives.

[–] villasv@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm with you aspirationally but this is just a beaverton benign joke on language purists, nothing to be so angry about

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Check the source