Wait, didn't they say there are NO files? What files are they gonna release? The inconsistencies here will blow some people's minds.
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There is no Excel spreadsheet named Epsteins_Client_List.xslx
Ergo, no files.
These seem like the kind of people who use spaces, not underscores, in their file names.
And it's still .xls
also i bet they don't use spreadsheets... more like pdf files 🥁
duh, because it's .xlsx
They converted it into a pdf.
I need that nothing to PDF converter! oh, it's just grok? nevermind..
Sounds like the Dumbass-in-Chief wants that twat to throw together a list of names and claim it's the Epstein list. Bet all the names will be Democrats.
Made this joke at work. It'll be
- Colin Kaepernick
- Obama's wife(not even Michelle it'll just say Obama's wife)
- Greta Thunberg
That made me laugh out loud. It will probably say Obama Wife
that twat
I once used the word "twat" around my then-girlfriend. She said "you're pronouncing that wrong." WTF? "It's pronounced twah." Turns out she thought I and everybody else who used that word were trying to say the French word toit. No idea why she thought people were trying to use "roof" as an insult.
If democratic personnel are thrown under the bus, they'll drag everyone else down with them.
If there was anything worth seeing surely Ghislane would've used it to get out of jail
"Also, I don't draw pictures," Trump said on social media in response to the story.
Of course he doesn't draw pictures. Artistic creation would require one to have a soul or some sense of joy.
He does draw, he has several doodles with his stupid signature. None have any soul.
“Produce”, as in “fabricate” or “forge”
This is like trying to get his tax returns... 😒
Sounds like the files have been "fixed" so the orange rapist's name won't be found on the new and improved documents. All okay now.
We want the full video of the cell. Fucking deep state fucker.
Knowing how incompetent they are, I won't be surprised if they release a spreadsheet with a second tab they don't notice labelled "Donald's rape list"
Y'all are getting too hung up on the word "produce" when the real issue is that a grand jury transcript is a miniscule subset of the documents people actually want to see.
I don't think there is a more direct way of saying "you want epstein files? Fine I will produce some fake files and release them. You will eat those files like eating shit all the while knowing they are fake, because that is what you are. You are my little shit eaters."
Springtime for Hitler
"Shredding them now, Sir!"
Prepare for fake documents. Finally People can read this moron like a book. Lies and fake shit.
Does it exist today or not? I lose track sometimes. Is there an easy way to remember?
Grok or openai?
I hate to say this, but Epstein/Trump stories feel like the real distraction. It's long been known that Trump is connected with Epstein, that he's a certified sex pest, and that he's creepy about kids (including his own daughter). It's been default knowledge that Trump is a pedo creep, yet people seem to think that even smoking gun evidence will make some sort of difference.
Almost nobody will seriously change where that stand based on anything that could possibly revealed. On the other hand, the economy is in shambles, the government in shreds, and there are actual fucking concentration camps that people are getting disappeared to.
There is too much horror in the moment for me to fret so much about these horrors from the past. Epstein will not harm anyone else, but unknown high level child sex rings will. Everyone around Epstein getting revealed will not bring retribution to many culprits, nor will it change the root causes of such unaccountable abuse.
I could see it being a distraction but also feel like this should just be added to the growing list of things people should not let go as midterms approach and the administration tries to redirect the narrative of reality. Don't let them.
Its a lot to keep up with, but in no particular order, as a direct result of this administration and Republicans in the House and Senate:
•Rich pedophiles are now an officially protected species
•Trump tried to insult and neg his own supporters into dropping the Epstein list
•Economy is in shambles and projected to get worse
•Over 100 Americans suddenly dead in Texas due to severe flooding and cuts to warning systems that were in place until Trump took office (Republicans are seriously trying to blame this on "weather manipulation"). Similar disasters very likely to follow.
•After other disasters in other loyalist red states, emergency funding was withheld or delayed due to a lack of coordination between the white house and FEMA (with Trump's own pick leading things, last I heard he was on vacation and MIA following the TX floods)
•Energy grids and local water supplies are being strained all over the country by the very stupid and very expensive AI data factories being rolled out across the U.S.
•Giant Palantir surveillance database being created to keep tabs on all Americans. Don't forget that over the last 6 months: -ICE has been given the greenlight to break down doors without a warrant -Trump openly admitting he's not sure he has to follow due process -Trump dismantling the office of Human Rights and Civil Liberties that was created as a direct result of government overreach on behalf of the patriot act -There's a very fine line between what Trump can do to handle immigration and what he can do to any and all American citizens in the name of "domestic safety." That office was in charge of ensuring that line didn't get crossed, and if it did ensuring there would at least be documentation about it available through FOIA.
•Trump knew about Netenyahu's planned bombing of Iran, publicly lied about it, said he didn't want a war with Iran, but then randomly just decided to start kicking the hornet's nest
•Millions of Americans are losing their healthcare (in particular rural Americans and Trump's own voters are being hit especially hard by this) in order to provide tax cuts to wealthy elite
•Even the ultraconservative Cato institute has criticized Trump's planned spending on immigration laid out in the BBB (over $1 trillion dollars on deportation spending seems a kinda ridiculous when you can't find the budget for Americans to have Medicaid)
There's more, but just a few things off the top of my head.
he needed distraction on how bad the BBB was, epstein files kinda backfired a little.
Page after page of Lorem ipsum...
it would be heavily redacted of trump, or any of the donors.