I would like her to crack my head open like a watermelon.
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I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage
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Edit: Invidious link (cause I'm dummy)
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Ive heard its only gay if the balls touch. Fine by me. Every man can benefit from a good muscle mommy
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If you've never been with a muscle mommy you are missing out.
That's more like muscle sister smh my head
I'm not really into muscle mommies as i prefer them more feminine, but this one^1^ sure hits a balance...
^1^NSFW
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Get the fuck out of the closet already!
Have to admit this is pretty funny.
lean beef is an absolute angel. What a fucking nerd
Its a representation of both my fear and desire for snu snu.
I mean, im a guy, im kinda gay, and omg muscle mommy 😍
Maybe there's something to this 🤔
🐒->🦸♀️/neuron activation
Translation:
“What do we have here? Somebody other than a straight white male working hard at something? Gaaaaaaay!”
Straight white male here with miserable conservative family members who can’t handle the diversity in humanity.
(A man) Being attracted to women is so gay.
If being a man and being attracted to a good looking woman makes me gay, then I don't understand the logic, but apparently I am gay?
He doesn't know what gay is, yet he says it's gay! I like muscular women! I'm all in!