Can you do something about the... gestures vaguely at everything?

Okay, let's try this.

Every single human being, gradually, develops empathy and awareness to how their choices affects themselves and others.

This is to happen over a period of a year and will not lead people to despair but to understand the poor choices they have made throughout their lives and lead them to live better lives, with no malice arbored towards others and themselves.

This effect will include the granter of this wish.

Fully automated luxury queer space communism, in the sense it was conceived at (as opposed to you interpreting the words yourself), instantly, with everybody’s belief system magically adapting as if they had lived in this new society for a few decades. As a result, everyone adapts immediately, without negative result on anyone's mental or physical health, and without anyone being brainwashed or changed in a way they wouldn't have naturally changed if they had time to experience living in a community that they can trust and that cares about them.

In other words: Iain M. Banks’ Culture decides to bring Earth in, but magically instantly.

Whenever someone attempts to make a golf swing, change the friction coeficcient of the grip to zero.

Could you dissapear all the facisim thats popping up everywhere? That would be super.

im in a good mood today, just do explosive diarrhea for mark zuckerberg real quick

I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries.

5 acres of woodland in the Appalachian Mountains. With a small house on it. Could be 1 room like an old style cabin.

I wanna leave all the bullshit behind. Raise a garden and maybe a few goats and chickens.

a couple hugs

A pillow with the perfect height and that doesn't flatten after a week of use.

Let’s try making Karma a real universal force

Everybody's got to fart loudly once a day in front of people.

Happiness

For the Epstein list to be released and for all the wealthy pesos to be executed.

disappear the orange orc.