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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] medem@lemmy.wtf 2 points 1 month ago

Still baffles me how many people are convinced that you can 'wipe properly/thoroughly/enough'. It's exactly for that reason that I avoid sitting down in public transportation. Anyone who either possesses the instinct of not wanting to smell like shit and/or has had the 'privilege' of cleaning someone else's butt (say, a small child or an adult in need of special care) knows that the words 'wiping' and 'hygiene' can only be used in the same phrase if there's also the words 'wet' and/or 'wash' and/or 'soap' in it. Otherwise...of course your f****g chair stinks.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Personally I call shenanigans having had executive and standard office chairs made of leather, pleather and nylon mesh.

None of these are comfortable on the bare butt, and even will get sticky once you start sweating against them, so I've always had to drape towels between me and the chair.

Also do not get leather / pleather if you have cats.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

At home I own a leather Secret Lab computer chair. Very nice, but they explicitally warn everyone at before, at purchase and during assembly to not sit on it while naked.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

do y'all not wear underwear while sitting on the chair?

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

In the summer here (July and August during heatwaves) my office goes between 80°F - 90° so no, I don't wear a thing, hence the towels.

On my regular furniture, if I'm wandering around unclothed and need to sit down, I'll drape something, often my briefs, before planting my butt.

[–] MuhammadFree@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

Just use perfume

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