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submitted 3 days ago by illusionist@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 days ago

How come these 10x devs always seem to actually get requirements that don't change and never need to attend meetings

I'd love that but I live in a x today y tomorrow of business.

[–] Alxe@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't the poster look underage as well?

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 10 points 3 days ago

Early 20s, from his LinkedIn, teen-turned-CEO.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 15 points 3 days ago

More lines != better code. Also, who tf wrote their libraries?

[–] DonutsRMeh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Why ain't this post making any fucking sense to me? Especially the last paragraph. I read it like 5 times.

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[–] BabyVi@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Spaghetti Monster Coder

[–] vane@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

That's how you do marketing.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Kill all CEOs

Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"cracked"...

[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

short for crack head

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can the bubble please burst already?

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

yeah NO SHIT he's the "10x developer", he's working on TWO laptops at once !