Programmer Humor

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iJustInventedSomethingEveryDevNeeds (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 day ago by PandaDEV@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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theFutureOfCommunication (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by florencia@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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All morning trying to fix something in CSS... (leminal.space)
submitted 6 days ago by Jhogenbaum@leminal.space to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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functional = good enough.

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it's how the basic linear algebra subprograms are implemented (lemmy.ml)
submitted 6 days ago by cypherpunks@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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doge.gov got hacked (web.archive.org)
submitted 1 week ago by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Hasn’t worked yet, but there’s a first time for everything right? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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unsafeCode (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by PandaDEV@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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You can lead a P to M but you can’t make ’em F’ing R (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by davel@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by mugdad1@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/25277566

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DOGE employee (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by SwordInStone@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Commit (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Interview with an Emacs Enthusiast (Colorized) (www.youtube.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I'm a GNU guy, so yeah it makes it more funny. One of the only video I've watched dozens of times.

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Why do some programmers love emacs so much (bbs.kawa-kun.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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SQL Injection (fixed) (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Alternate version:

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When you know the rules but forget to follow them (i.imgflip.com)
submitted 2 weeks ago by perishthethought@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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I had to Roy myself today and I'm not proud but I am happy I fixed my issue.

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We Are Against Animal Testing (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by pastermil@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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WYSIWYG (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Unknown_0671@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
3 comments fedilink
 
 

crossposted: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21367303

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American Psycho, but with Code Editors (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago by mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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The dorky voice with an accent killed me

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Speaking words of wisdom...Let It Be, Let It Be (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by treverd@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Corporate Auth in 2025 (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 weeks ago by markstos@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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  1. App redirects to identity broker
  2. Identity Broker redirects to social login
  3. Browser prompts to open password manager to access social login password.
  4. Password manager prompts for master password and redirects back to social login
  5. Social login prompts for security key.
  6. Social login redirects back to identity broker.
  7. Identity broker redirects back to app.
  8. "Cannot read properties of undefined (reading 'length')"
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Spent hours making an animated SVG and Safari doesn't handle it (lemmy.balamb.fr)
submitted 3 weeks ago by mehdi_benadel@lemmy.balamb.fr to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Not only Safari is unable to show basic elements (less than Gnome Web which is Webkit based too), there's no single proper tool to export the fricking SVG to GIF. I've never wanted to flip a table that much in my life.

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Seasoned Pros (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 weeks ago by Stamets2@sh.itjust.works to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Errors (mander.xyz)
submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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In case you've ever wondered why the Windows control panel was so awful... (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 month ago by cantankerous_cashew@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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TankieDB (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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