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[–] NinjaCheetah@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Every time I see this picture I just think of how much I’d love to see what this house is like on the inside. Like if it’s this wild on the outside, the inside has to be pretty interesting too, right?

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Looks like someone moved to San Francisco with some money and had "an idea"

[–] Brumefey@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The kind of things we see in Belgium…

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Points for creativity certainly, psych eval for execution

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

USER INPUT: "Generate an image of a house, please. Make sure it has normal windows, and euclidean geometry."

GENERATED OUTPUT:

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 points 5 days ago

“ChatGPT, architect me a house with windows and doors”

[–] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 17 points 6 days ago

That house is a nightmare, I love it!

Also looks better than my CSS and the aspect ratio hints that it's responsive but maybe doesn't implement accessibility well. So we score half points there.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 5 days ago

Not even M.C. Escher would jerk off to this lol

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

How many ledges you want covered in bird shit?

Yes.

[–] Shadow@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Leminal.space's pict-rs ~~seems to be~~ was down, so when I expand this I get a broken image icon. I thought that was the css joke at first.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 3 points 6 days ago

That works !

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Seems there's alot of conflicting vision between the architech, the civil engineers, the contractors, and of course the boss.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 7 points 6 days ago (4 children)

client was completely ignored

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

BS. The client was Escher.

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Clearly you've never been in B2C.

[–] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'd guess that the client was one of those people in the chain (probably the contractor) who "had a cool idea"

[–] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 days ago

You forgot clear: both;

That would fix all of it

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's like a cubist nightmare...

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Or some kinky cubist's wet dream

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 days ago

Least ugly Belgian house

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago

A wild UNKOWN house appeared!