Oh damn, those lyrics. I'd offer to fly you here, but honestly you just don't wanna do that probably lmao. Not a great time to be moving into this country...
Ah, I hadn't considered the military. Damn. I gotta find a place we haven't helped/invaded/destabilized
You ever make it over to Kentucky? Are you open to helping someone from Kentucky escape the US? Is there a need for weird hairy white guys in Korea? We could become a sideshow couple and make money off the fact that we're so different.
or IS it???
theremin sounds
Oh that was a euphemism for taking a shit
Nah both of those things were lies. I was just joking about browsing Lemmy while driving with a pregnant woman, and then I made another lie with the shit euphemism thing. I'm a habitual liar.
Nah not really lol
And while I'm driving my wife to the hospital to have our baby.. how fortuitous!
BIRD?!
Hey man, come over here for a sec. I wanna show you something 😼
Oh no, allow me.
swallows you entirely, head-first
Then... no. In fact, you're not even supposed to be here anymore.
Depends. Are you a regular human being, or a lizard Nazi?
Also, this cat is absolutely destroying my thigh by making biscuits on it. But I'm really strong and loving, and I never have insane reactions to mild situations regardless of the state of the chemical balance in my brain or any external factors, nor do I lie or speak facetiously and with hyperbole.
For I am a dull man.
Sorry, sometimes I start writing and then I black out for a while and just say stuff.
I ate some more rice Chex this morning- this time with Cocoa Pebbles for flavor. With whole milk, in a glass bowl.
I do plan to finish the rest of what's pictured, I just wanted to give you all a peek into the insanity before it was just chocolate-ish milk.
Sorry again if these posts are too wild. Have a nice day, guys.
It was rice Chex, with a little bit of Cap'n Crunch Oops! All Berries for flavor. Please remove if this is not dull enough, thanks.
(I do recommend the cereal.)
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Wait, are there enough English teachers? Cause I speak English fairly well. Even taught my son how to do it.