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Peak security (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

this sounds like something chip from sales would do

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's gray on the bottom.

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

Hello Derek you fucking idiot

[–] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Rescue mode with networking, mount drive, make changes and reboot.

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

[–] somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (6 children)

why is everything in rust now

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[–] PoisonedPrisonPanda@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 3 days ago

Lol.

Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

(Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)