this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Tracaine@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

You can say bitch on the internet. We won't tell your mom.

[–] IWantYou@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

About this dick sucking you were talking about...

Yes, I too am curious about the dick sucking...

[–] kadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dumb shit like that is a relationship ender/red flag for me. I'm not a praise dispenser nor am I going sit there while you cook up petty reasons to get angry at me. Grow the fuck up.

[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or maybe it's sarcasm between partners you fun hating turnip.

[–] Kaerkob@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's probably sarcasm you fun loving turnip

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago

Why the shit are you censoring the fucking word "bitch"? Were on lemmy shitpost. We don’t censor here

[–] Ileftreddit@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’M the prettiest princess

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're not only a princess but you're a whole queen 💅

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 32 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sometimes it is just about choosing which fight you want to have today.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nice username and even a guest star character of voyager

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The only winning move is not to play

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 187 points 2 days ago (19 children)

Becoming gay to avoid drama is a bit like climbing on board the Titanic to avoid drowning.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 68 points 2 days ago

So glad I suck dick

As if gay men aren't ever catty bitches.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 2 days ago (7 children)

How does sucking dick negate this behavior.... I've sucked plenty of dick that would do shit like this, needless to say those dicks only got sucked once

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

yeah i'm sure there are plenty of girls with dicks who'd be just as aggravating lol

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[–] nukeforyou2@lemmy.ml 139 points 2 days ago (50 children)

Who the fuck censors removed.. You're even allowed to say removed on TV

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

This is hilarious because the instance you signed up to doesn't allow you to say bitch.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 163 points 2 days ago (32 children)

Lemmy.ml apparently. When you type B...I...T...C...H it automatically turns to removed. They're treating you like some kid who can't handle grown-up words. Switch to another instance if you want more freedom with your choice of words.

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[–] RedC@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can say bitch on the internet

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I read this comment and now MasterCard keeps calling me.

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Lore wise? Snow white, obviously

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