Nah they only do the sperm side of your balls.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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Modern medicine has come so far ๐คฏ
incorrect: only one ball is for piss and the other is sperm; you'll be fine
This.
If there is pee in both your balls then you probably need to go to the hospital
Is it the same ball for everyone or do they have to do surgery to find out which is which?
if you're right handed, it's the left ball and if you're left handed, it's the right ball.
Wow I feel so dumb right now. This whole time I thought people were saying right-brained and left-brained when they were actually saying right-balled, that makes SO. Much. Sense. Talk about cringe!
you're not far off, the balls are a sort of "hindbrain" for men.
Everyone here is an idiot
Think about it like my favorite analogy I use with my patients.
Your cocknballs are just one of the paths. And so like when one highway has a car accident and traffic backs up, eventually cars will take an alternative route!
You'll pee out your butt!
So does it just hang out in your intestines until it leaks out or.....
You've got it backwards: After the vasectomy you'll never pee again! No balls => no piss. That's science for ya
That's excellent news! That'll make me at least 150% more efficient at work, can I ask for a raise?
Sadly after your balls are cut off you'll never get a "raise" again, so I guess it's all about your priorities.
