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Betting against a dildo being thrown seems like a mug's game to me, it would be trivial to bet for a dildo throwing, then go to the game and throw a dildo.
this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2025
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People used to bet on honest contests, like vibrator races. What has happened to our cherished traditions?
They weren't charged with battery....
If there's a punishment for throwing the dildo, then it becomes a roundabout way to crowdfund dildo throwers.
I like that idea.
I agree, but please consider the Streisand Effect here…
I don't know if we should be throwing dildos at Barbara Streisand either though... 🤔
Maybe that’s what she wants. Don’t yuck her yums.
Well, I'm not the best judge of this sort of thing as I am a fucking degenerate.
I sure as fuck didn't know this was happening until this article
If this is so fun to do, try it at an NBA game, or better yet, an NHL game.
Am I allowed to find it funny at an NFL game but in poor taste at a WNBA game?
You're allowed. But you'll have to come to terms with your hypocrisy on your own.
I wanted to say you are not but I can't decide whether it is misogyny for thinking women can't handle thrown dildos just as well as men do, or if it is homophobic to think it is different because dildos are not for men.
So I guess you are allowed to finds whatever you want funny.
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They throw weirder shit on the NHL ice. Usually sea creatures, but plenty of other animals and random obkects too.
But, yes; someone could retaliate by throwing a fleshlight onto the court in an NBA game. People would probably find that fun though.
we had a local baseball team that would have a salmon toss every 6th inning. i think they were going to have the best salmon tossers come back during the playoffs or something idunno
lol “every 6th inning” makes me think of it as an interval, like if the game goes deep into extras you could have another salmon toss in the 12th. And if it goes really deep another in the 18th. Or maybe it’s continuous through games, so it’s in the 3rd and 9th innings the next game
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I'll stick with octopi
Rubber-band the dildos together in groups of 8 and you'll have cocktopi.
This is in retaliation for these women demanding more revenue sharing.
It’s amazing, the same people who had melt downs about “protecting women’s sports” from trans women like Lia Thomas are the same people probably doing this shit. Certainly the same people making shitty comments on Facebook.
I didn't get the downvotes before rereading it and realised that it was the woman's NBA....
This does seem in poor taste by Polymarket, it looks like things to bet on are suggested by users but actually put on the site by the company itself. They should probably have a rule against bets that incentivize breaking the law this directly.
Let's throw spunk-filled condoms at NBA games.
Finding donors won't be an issue.
I think they'd stop the game over something like that. And would be technically... foul.
That would be a biohazard. The dildos are a hate crime.
What about fleshlights at NBA games?
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