ExhaleSmile

joined 1 year ago
[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tuna used to be 7 ounces eh?

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I was thinking to myself, simple????

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know man, the rate we're going 2044 ain't lookin too good...

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Thanks, my mistake. So much shit going on its tough to keep it all straight.

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

nobody buys worthless shit quite like the Americans

Woo hoo, we're #1 baby!!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh, this is the Halloween episode where Burns is a vampire, right?

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

That one stings a little

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Betty White and the pledge drive, but I can't remember the plot of the episode. It starts with Homer making some phony pledge so he can watch his show again 🤣

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's tough to be stealthy silent while walking, sphincter control is key!!

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I've been doing this since I started driving.

Car is half gone in the rear view mirror, it's half in the side mirror.

Car is half gone in the side mirror, it's half in my peripheral vision.

My brother HATES it, always adjusts my mirrors. I set them back and constantly test them to make sure.

As a side note, I still always check my blind spots because motorcycles can still hide and, well, it's just common sense to double check.

[–] ExhaleSmile@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Depression, but I don't see what sleeping naked has to do with anything

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