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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis (www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk)

submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.

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[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

[–] EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My man making a baby's arm look small 😂

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lol his face in that pic says it all

[–] winkly@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

“signature look of superiority”

[–] nathan@piefed.alphapuggle.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

He must have big feet

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.

Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"

Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)

"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."

Gf: "How?!"

Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Speaking of gargantuan penises.

I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.

[–] glnpf148@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You could hang it over your shoulder

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