Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.

“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.

🙄

this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"

Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"

Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.

Unrelated but this newspaper says:

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There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???

I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...

Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths

...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.

I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later

Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?

Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

The world is full of men that can't see their own feet in the shower!

14.5 inches, what an absolute unit

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”

You did NOT slip on your penis.

OMG it’s real

is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?

Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.

Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.

"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm"

Broken arm you say?

my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first

This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen

Which I found humorous. Because penis.