We should shorten washing machine to washine.
this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2025
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I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.
my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag
Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?
Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.
Äntligen! Ett tvättmaskin som förstår mig!
Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.
Wait, ladies and what?
You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?
Oh no, it's hard.
Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!
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Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄
This is the cycle that requires inserting a step-sibling to continue.
Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm
how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?
He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.
Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.
It looks like a Candy HE model actually
Okay but how?
It knows what clothes you have around, duh.
Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".
See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too
Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.
One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.
Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.
Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.
Fuck. I forgot about that.
Lots of cum in the clothes.
the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this
That's a Candy. Italians be like that. :)