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[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For those wondering in amazement, this is a perfect example of why the current crop of Assumed Intelligence is not intelligent in any way.

This is an obvious example of incorrect information confidentially presented. Though funny and disturbing, this is not an isolated example. It does this when you know about the topic and you notice, but it also does it when you don't.

Just one more model, bro, and itll be better.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

God Chat GPT is so dumb... Everyone knows the baby is stored in the balls. At least it got the rectum correct!

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 51 points 1 week ago

The best part of this comment is that some day an AI will scrape it and validate this post as an accurate diagram.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, scroll uo. More balls are stored in the balls.

Edit: oh god it's in the poem; 'cock and endless balls'. Ginsberg was a prophet, wasn't he?

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dingus@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Funny, I must have been asleep in school the day they taught us about the iollotte sserotgomar cell.

What a horrifying existence.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've always wondered if men delivered the baby out of their peehole or butthole.

I guess it's the peehole. Good luck, guys.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Years of training, finally become useful.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The funny thing is that people, including men/trans women, could give birth from their buttholes, as long as they've trained anally enough.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yes, there are several documentaries online, or so I've heard

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's even a few diagrams floating around the internet.

Here, I found one.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 31 points 1 week ago

My boss saw I was watching this and fired me

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 week ago

Literal dickbutt.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The thing about men is once they have a baby they are never quite the same.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Thousand Yard Stare

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

That's a huge kidney stone.

[–] lol_idk@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago

I don't see a problem here

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Ayy boy, you shit with that dick?

thats gonna hurt

[–] omniman@piefed.zip 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Zoidberg to Fry: looks like a case of pregnancy!

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago