salty_chief

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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

But this was the designated “Boot licker of the week” spot!

 

Location: Kuwait

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

They have to go in 3’s because cartoons tell me they can stack up. They would wear a brown trench coat with shades. Then they can climb the ladder.

 

Location: San Fransisco, CA, US.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

“Man that is peanuts compared to my safari gig. I get to eat and get paid!” -Simba

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

One of two outcomes. You gain super human ability or you just decay slowly from radiation poisoning. My money is on the later. Oh, you also are cool at parties now because your eyes glow in the dark.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 57 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Baby in 2040 at age 15. “You mean I could have been born in 1995!? I could have at least enjoyed some of the early 2000s!

 

Location: Virginia, US.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Ummm, so this is a weird question. It makes one think that if, one was so inclined to do so they would or have robbed a bank.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

“Dead or alive you’re clocking in” - High School Drop out manager.

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ChatGPT said this about cost estimate for 15,000 tickets:

•	Minimum likely cost: **~ $150** if every game averages 100 tickets/dollar.
•	Typical/realistic range: $450 to $1,500, depending on skill, efficiency, and promotions.
•	High-end estimate: Up to $3,000 if games are expensive or low reward per point.
 

Location: Key West, FL

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (4 children)

How many game tickets did he turn in to get a Stolen Credit Card? /s

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by salty_chief@lemmy.world to c/pics@lemmy.world
 

Location: North Florida, US

 

Me too buddy, me too.

 

Acrylic on canvas.

 

US Coast Guard Boarding a tanker ship at anchor.

 
 
 

Acrylic on canvas.

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