Those eyes
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though
He's selling rehab services... It's the old "I'm not only the owner, I'm also a client" selling angle.
a better listener
Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.
No fun! Only work!
Now where’s the “I don’t believe you” gif?