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[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 195 points 5 days ago (38 children)

Good for him, but... Why on earth would anyone post that on LinkedIn?

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 103 points 5 days ago (4 children)

and also pay for it to be Promoted

Either he's selling something, or his wife made him do it

[–] JBar2@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's selling his "services" for treating "sexual addiction"

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nothing solves a sexual addiction like an encounter with this man.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

"Thank you Mr. Wolt! He made me asexual in 15 minutes!"

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 60 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Just another grifter

Steven Wolt, Founder & CEO

Steve is an influential healthcare entrepreneur with a passion for breaking down barriers.

The mission at Valor Recovery is deeply personal to Steve given his recovery from sex and porn addiction. Courage and vulnerability have been his guiding light inspiring others to overcome shame and stigma to get the help they need.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Scamming guilty Christians out of money. Name a better grift.

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[–] PlasmaTrout@lemmy.wtf 25 points 5 days ago

Makes more sense now

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 44 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bro gooned out so hard it became a business opportunity 😂

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 days ago (3 children)

So you're saying there's hope?

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[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 42 points 5 days ago

He’s trying to scam ppl out of money. Why else does anyone post shit on LinkedIn?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Because that guy is scamming other people to sell a course "how to quit porn" for thousands of dollars

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why are people posting this shit on LinkedIn? That place was such a good idea for business contacts and networking, when did it turn into Facebook?

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

When business majors found it

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 88 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (15 children)

THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD

[–] donuts@lemmy.world 65 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We're on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?

That's ass. The picture itself doesn't even censor the word.

[–] lost@lemmy.wtf 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That's ass.

That's arse, surely.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Reminder, that porn addiction was made up by evangelists to push the narrative, that porn is always bad and must be banned.

This narrative, alongside with the rampant sexism and transphobia, caused a tremendous harm to my psyche, a lot more than what porn actually caused to me in my whole life (sore frenulum, and maybe that time could have been "spent better"). Humans are naturally hard wired to need it, unless they're aces, and similarly to those who are not as much into it, there are those who need sexual things much more.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 21 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Porn addiction is as real as any other addiction, however it is not like you are getting hooked on porn after seeing one titty for a single frame.

[–] SpaceCadet@sopuli.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Anything that provides pleasure and triggers the reward center of the brain can be addictive. There's no need to single out porn in that discussion.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Bingo. Just like video games, television/movies, work, collectibles, exercise, and house pets, any activity can become problematic, but it's not the activity itself that's the problem. The issue is the underlying pathology that drives someone to unhealthy levels of engagement.

It just occurred to me how willing society is to overlook problematic behavior if it's "productive". 80 hours a week working or making art? Likely to be accepted. 80 hours a week spent collecting figurines or working on your train set? Whoa there, crazy conductor!

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Even if we assume that porn/sex can be addictive, maybe it could create some habitual type situation, there are still these issues:

  1. Other non-chemical addictions such as gambling are not being near as close stigmatized, only video gaming comes kind of close, and only because the very same people can blame mass shootings on it.
  2. A lot of non-chemical addictions can be overcome with the smallest of willpower. A week later I deleted Xitter from my phone I barely checked the desktop version too, and I only have Facebook because family and friends. My country Hungary made tens of thousands of gamblers quit after they banned slot machines from pubs (rare Fidesz W, even if done to drive people into casinos).
  3. Even actual chemical addictions like tobacco and alcohol is sidelined, if not outright encouraged, because "muh nashunal treshurs" like in Hungary.
  4. Porn addiction is often described as just as bad if not worse than cocaine, as a scare tactic. I'm a habitual consumer of porn, but there were times I could not get access to it and were fine, and the times I wasn't fine was due to I couldn't masturbate at all (which nowadays includes anal masturbation too), and it just seems like I have a higher drive than what other guys should have.
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 24 points 4 days ago

Or just don't feel shame about it

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 53 points 5 days ago (2 children)

They’ve gentrified r/nofap

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Always has been. It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture, very reminiscent of church run queer aa groups, but like, the kind where they wind up trying to get you to join because you enjoy socializing at gay bars.

[–] Rothe@piefed.social 8 points 5 days ago

It always felt like a Christian beachhead into internet culture

That is because it was. So much internet bro culture is deeply rooted in US religious nuttery.

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[–] socsa@piefed.social 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Translation: I jerk off in the bathroom at work because that's the only place my wife can't catch me.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I legit feel bad for people who can't enjoy porn with their significant other. The sex must be awful.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Idk man, my SO needs porn to have a plot to enjoy it and I'm just not prepared to consider the motivation of the actors and actresses on the screen and get lost in the story. That doesn't mean we don't still know how to enter each other's cheat codes, we don't need visual aids for that.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

People can get addicted to anything. People literally get addicted to water and drink so much it dilutes the sodium in their body.
If you are going to ban porn because one freak spanks his monkey nonstop then you need to ban water as well because people can actually die from those reduced sodium levels ... but won't die from a monkey spanking porn marathon.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hear oxygen is toxic and dissolves you from the insides. We should ban that too.

[–] Wilco@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

All of the people that breathe oxygen have died or will die ... thus oxygen breathing is 100% fatal as well as addictive ... BAN NOW!

[–] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Complicated way of saying:

"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."

That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Oh he's selling help for quitting porn. Thats why it's on LinkedIn. Still weird af though

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Curious, given how many jerk-offs use LinkedIn.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago

Only Linked In could turn "not wanking" into a hobby/business.

[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

W*ll a* le*st w* d*dn’t h*ve t* re*ad t*e w*rd p****.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Finally we have reached the reddit reposting stage of Lemmy

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 9 points 5 days ago

Which means soon we will have "Newsweek Writes a Headline Article Based on a Random Fucking Drama Post" stage and we can all monetize and walk away.

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[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 13 points 5 days ago

Not me, I watch porn when I feel like it. My wife knows about it and its totally fine because we're adults and know what all those sex parts look like and what they do.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Did his wife make him post this?

a better listener

Man, I hate jerking off so much that I literally can't hear women. Abstinence has really improved my checkout time at Albertsons.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.

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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

what a dork

[–] dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io 17 points 5 days ago

#p*rnsober

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