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[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My house was built for us, so there's no chance of anyone having died here previously. The Native Americans avoided living around here due to the swampy, mosquito-ridden conditions, so no chance of ancient burial ground. Every noise means spending money.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Just dumped $6k to fix a slab and they did MORE damage. I'm going to cry.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 day ago

For me the thought is

"...what is my cat getting into?"

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

Not the pipes again, anything but the pipes.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Banging outside the window or banshee like screaming at 3am? Probably the neighbour's car or foxes mating on the porch.

Evil stench wafting from the chimney after rains, or an occasional creak from the empty attic above? You bet your ass I'm calling the ghostbusters

[–] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I like the flowers in the back.

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