Thanks Seinfeld
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
- Posts must be original/unique
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Seinfeld isn't that funny. This was a Carlin joke.
I'm just going to pray this was sarcastic
Wait... you mean I don't have to shove my dog's shit up my ass?!
That is what every dog owner should be forced to do who doesn't clean up their dog's shit.
I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.
Today, in things that make more sense if you're a Red Dwarf fan ... https://youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw
Beavis, referring to Andy Rooney on Sixty Minutes: “and another thing. Why do they call it taking a dump? I’m not taking it anywhere!”
Found the clip: https://youtu.be/Wf9QkrC04d8
It's like having a nice lunch. Take can often just mean do like 'take a break'
I bag it up to throw at politicians and CEO’s.
Take a shit break.
Take a shit...break?
Your doing it wrong. You gotta own that shit!
Short for take a break to shit.
Where'd you leave it this time? Last time the kids didn't find it til Easter.
if its BROWN let it mellow.
Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom
I will not elaborate.
Eh