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But I'm the main character

Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or "big tiddy" and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

Signed: just some (autistic) guy

Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you'll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

"Oh, you mean the big tiddy goth gf was inside me this whole time???"

But there’s a whole points system that scientifically explains why those women aren’t even good enough for you and should be happy to pair up with a man who goons to hentai instead of having a social life.

my dumb ass, who hasn't touched a dumbbell in years except for moving:

I'd love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today's trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

I remember a post where a guy was like “why does she get all dressed up to go out with her friends but with she just wears sweatpants?” and the “with me” clip had bro in basketball shorts, a t-shirt, and a baseball hat. One of the comments said something along the lines “she’s putting as much effort in as you are.”

Too many of us dudes have such garbo fashion sense they seem to believe that wearing a t-shirt without holes and their “nice shorts” is enough to start complaining about women and it’s just sad.

Well in return I can be a big tiddy bf who watches anime and plays video games but not too much and can be her mom and her therapist

Like people expecting a working democracy and thinking that it is enough to vote.

If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don't make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

I blame the fact that every guy around their mid 20s has a big-thigh male friend with a small waist that watches anime and plays videogames but still has enough time to introduce a random niche hobby like archery every other week that can be both your cool uncle and a therapist.

How do they do that? Nobody knows.

Meanwhile every other friend and family member seemingly flips a coin to decide if they wanna fall into the racist pipeline every 2-4 years in US depending on how south you live.

Meh, I don't like big tits.

Look, if I can't be a big tiddy goth babe who plays video games, then that's the next best thing

Luckily my wife is a little goth, plays a couple video games, she's a babe, and I love every part of her. And for some reason she likes me, so I guess I got the best thing anyway.

Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that's 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house.....

It's odd don't you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can't wake up from that pipe dream.

im hatsune miku!

People be like "society has imposed unrealistic expectations on everyone about every aspect of their lives causing irreparable damage to the self and the society that created the issue" and they're just some hairless ape.

Be the change you want to see.

I just want someone who is that middle thing (watches anime and plays games). Everything else is optional.

Goth/Preppy

Boy/Girl

Living/Deceased

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Girls be like “where’s my 6 ft+ millionaire bf who also likes to stay home, cuddle, read feminist literature, and does the dishes and laundry without being asked”, meanwhile they’re a single mom with 30 extra pounds and crippling student loan debt.

Girlfriend requirements: being female (optional) , liking each other.