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[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Explanation: The ancient Romans used the xylospongium or tersorium for wiping purposes - a sea sponge on a stick. How lovely! In public restrooms, they would have been shared, which is probably not all that hygienic regardless of the fact that they rinsed the sponge after each use, or let it soak in vinegar or salt water when idle. Still, civilization! What marvels, right?

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In other news: Romans didn't need fecal transplants

[–] Decq@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

Doctors hate this one trick!

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ave! Yes, I know I smell a little bad, I just went for an early morning sewer swim.

[–] Schmuppes@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I believe that historians now lean towards the explanation that those were used as toilet brushes, not for the asshole.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

The toilet brush position is very much a fringe view in academia and would require some rather intense explaining away of what we know about the tersorium.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't we still use those? We just switched from sponge to brush. That's what that brush on a stick next to the toilet is for, right?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

the plunger is to help with constipation

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

what? it's not a shared toothbrush?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What if You ate something so spicy, that it burns Your asshole. Would the communal sponge burn the next person?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a great question! The Roman empire fell in the 400s CE if I remember right. It was about a thousand years later that peppers first showed up in Europe. So that would not have been a concern.

But if it had, it would depend on what it was rinsed in and how well it was rinsed. Vinegar can help neutralize the heat from capsaicin. Saltwater can help because of the way salt interacts to make it more water soluble. Regular water wouldn't really help.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I seem to remember reading vinegar was used between sponge uses so the burn issue could have been known and solved in antiquity by that.

Also, while new world peppers weren't available during the Roman Empire the old world had black pepper, long pepper, horseradish and likely other "hot" spices were available to old world peoples.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wasn't thinking about piperine based spicy foods. That makes me wonder how much piperine it would take to burn your bum.

My assumption is that vinegar isn't for the possible spiciness, it's that it would help neutralize the smell.

[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just realized mustard may have been another option for hot spiciness in antiquity.

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

If you can't get anything spicy, the kernels of rose hips can be used as a devilish itching powder.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

asking the real questions over here

Imagine putting tabasco on the communal sponge

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

so you are telling me ancient rome was just one huge intestinal fauna. no wonder they were so successful.

[–] PugJesus@piefed.social 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They also successfully spread Mediterranean fish parasites to the Atlantic by eating loads of rotten fish guts, sharing poop sticks, and then flushing the waste into the ocean. Civilization stronk 💪

[–] krunklom@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's why they never found much success crossing the Danube. The Germans were better at poop, and remain so to this day.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Japan wants a word

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Bidet and soft toilet paper, it’s so easy these days.