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[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

C

That's just my usual ration plus some Indo-Asian spice in the mix. Perfect.

[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 35 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

D, Italian, Japanese, Vietnamese, Chinese and Indian are already 90% of my diet

[–] udon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Correct answer

[–] Amir@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

And you get Indonesian for free too

[–] Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 5 points 6 days ago

And Lebanese. D is a no brainer

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Has to be D. Last time I said Japanese and Mexican, but I forgot Iranian.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

D is so good. You get Georgian, Turkish and Indian too.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Has to be D …. Has the most major cuisines, most variety.

I may have always lived in H but depending how you define foods from there, we have almost nothing.

[–] OddMinus1@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

D looks nice. Greek food, Turkish food, fuck Israel, Indian food, Japanese food, Thai food and whatever crocodile burger Australia serves.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

D gets Turkish, Arab, Indian, Chinese, Korean... why didn't you cut this in a way that gives the rest of the world any chance?

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

D. Curry, Szechwan, vietnamese, thai, asian street food!, Teriyaki and Sushi all day.

[–] uzay@infosec.pub 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It is split that way because obviously no one can live for the rest of their life without mediterranean food

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

G, no contest.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

D or G because those both can grow coffee.

Tough call though.

D is lots of different Chinese regional dishes (Shanghai style, south China styles, Xi'an Muslim styles, and all the different dumplings); all the great Japanese food, Vietnamese food, Thai food, Indian food, Aussie and New Zealand wines, Aussie steaks, New Zealand lamb, Malay, Indonesian dishes, Cebu BBQ, plus Lebanese and Persian food. That is a lot of variety.

G gets you New Orleans dishes, California wine, Cali tacos, Tex Mex, southeastern USA BBQ, Low Country Boil, Mexican food, Caribbean food, central American, chocolate, and I am guessing Hawaiian dishes.

And now I'm hungry.

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[–] Leather@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

A!

French food! And uh, rotting whale taint buried in sand for three months, then pickled in shark piss.

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[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 5 points 5 days ago

D without the slightest hesitation.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

D. Japan literally has so many random recipes that I get overwhelmed when deciding what to try.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

D by far has the widest available palette, it includes the silk road which is the thing that fueled C, B, and E.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

G, BBQ and Mexican.

[–] UnmetPlayer@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

D so I can still dip my timtams in vegemite

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[–] zipsglacier@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Why is this centered on the Vatican? So you can eat Jesus no matter what??

[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 days ago

D, with G a very close second

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 6 days ago

G easily.

Southern comfort food, Mexican, Carribean, and Sushi Rolls. RIP Pizza but I didn't need it

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

It’s D and it’s not even a little close. I’d be sad to lose burritos and jerk chicken, and not be able to try more African food, but yea D 10000%, no regrets.

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

G is the best answer. You’ll end up eating every single cuisine from the other categories (or a variant of it).

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

That’s only true if you apply a definition of “from” to the US that you’re not allowing any other country to have.

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[–] absentbird@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

H, just put the poutine directly into my arteries.

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[–] transfluxus@leminal.space 4 points 6 days ago

I need this in a higher resolution

[–] Dearth@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

G. Sufficiently diverse populations and no hoity toity rules about what is authentic cuisine. Plus these regions contain every biome to grow every sort OG fruit vegetable and herb i could ever want to eat.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

A better question is which one of these is the worst. If I had to pick, B and C are not the best but even those aren’t too bad. A looks like it isn’t much but it is arguably the best. French and UK cuisine with a little German.

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[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

G. Burritos are the best.

[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 5 days ago

obviously A

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Seems like everyone is answering "cuisine" instead of ingredients. All of France beats 1/6th of Italy. Bread making is France and India. But Canada has all the recipes and ingredient quality from all over the world.

If sourcing ingredients is the question, G more than D, if grown outdoors, but G has negative geopolitical support, and ingredients can be grown indoors in H. F is where coffee and cocoa come from, and I have addictions.

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[–] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

D. I need my Tim Tams.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

F because i live there

and food here is pretty good

[–] alphabethunter@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Same. I'd pick my home turf no questions. I like pasta and chinese food, but I'd miss rice and beans way more than those.

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