I want two minutes of my life back
this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2025
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Have you tried working time fraud?
If you watched that and you're mad, its not like you were going to do something else with the time but scroll and fuck around.
Yeah this was waaaay too long to not see something like this coming. Anything longer than a minute of this kinda unconvincing "that happened" story and im getting suspicious.
I spent half of the time wondering if he only had a thumb and index finger on that hand. Why the fuck was he holding it there like that?
Then it all made sense in the end of course
Now this is a shit post
Worth it.
It's a rickroll...
Takes a few min to get to it though, meh story, 2/5 I guess
Whenever some clip says to watch to the end, it's almost never worth watching to the end. Pass.
I'm more mad for the lame story than the Rickroll
Epic
nooo I thought this was going somewhere cuuuuuute
I regreted just reading the title
Real life Hikaru no Go haircut