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Things that look like items from RPGs and other video games. Weapons, armor, accessories, etc. Include stats!

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FUNeral Kazoo. Guaranted +60 happiness to the user. 50% chance for other participants of the funeral to gain or lose 20 happiness. Can be used once per funeral. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/itemshop@sh.itjust.works
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[–] Murdoc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

Taps sounds awesome on a kazoo.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think funeral bagpipes for each participant is far better here.

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Owner of kazoo can just sneak into funerals for free happiness. So it depends on the goal.

Edit: I also fixed my wording in the title.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Putting the FUN in FUNeral!

[–] Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for the idea, just edited the title to include it. :D

[–] Gargleblaster@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8MlRGvri-c