There's just something about wheelbarrows which always gets me.
this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2025
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The alcohol just removes all filters. So yes, you wanted to sleep, but at normal times you'd be too embarassed to not sleep in your bed. With alcohol, it's sleepy time, you sleep and that wheelbarrow looks a lot more inviting than the floor.
It's sex. She's talking about sex.
Yeah I get it, it's just I've known plenty of girls who really wish they didn't sleep with a guy when they were drunk, and guys as well.
This just isn't how alcohol works, or is a gross over simplification, it inhibits and impairs you, but that doesn't mean in your waking sober hours you just wanted to jump anything that has a pulse, there's been times I was into a girl when drunk but when I was sober I was really glad that I didn't because she repulsed me and had an ugly personality
I still think it's not necessarily true
when people say this you can instantly disregard any worth you may have thought they had.
I don't know man, the right kind of dirt in the right wheelbarrow? Pretty preem passing out drunk "mattress" as they're called by civilized folks.
You wanted to go camping but fucked it up because you were drunk.
Also pretty sure I didn't want to run over an orphanage and kill 37 children
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When I was an alcoholic, I wanted to keep my best friend from ruining his marriage by having an affair, so I tried to murder him with a gun. Pretty sure I would've gone about it differently had I been sober.
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