Dad Jokes

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How do you know how heavy a red-hot chili pepper is? (startrek.website)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by IcedRaktajino@startrek.website to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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You give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 39 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The most dad joke thing about this is how no one under 35 will get it.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

This is one of the common Dad Fallacies: you don't like their music, so you assume none of them like yours. Time is linear and there are a LOT of Gen A kids running around in Nirvana shirts.

[–] halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

I'm under 35 and both got and love the joke. But I'm 31 so, close enough.

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

10 outta 10 no notes

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Just like RHCP