“You have power over your crying - not over the youth on the street. Realize this, and you will find your gay card.”
Marcus Anonrelius: Medications
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2025
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> break down and cry in the street
Not much of a stoic, are you anon?
One hell of a stoike, though.
Holy shnikes, what a stoike!
Can't be my gay card, left it at your dads. You must be the child he doesn't love.
I like that a “youth” corrected him on his pronunciation. Perhaps there is hope for the future.
He really should hold onto his gay card better
Foilage!
That’s when you wrap your coworker’s cubicle in tin foil as a practical joke, right?
No, that is being foiled again.
Foilage it is when you cover a person in leaves.
Rats, foiled again. I woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for you foiling kids!
My wife says it like that and it drives me crazy. But I get her back by pronouncing the L in salmon.
Rushdie?
I like to pronounce the "p" in "raspberry".
I pronounce both 'f's in giraffe
H in whale in our house. Grrr
Whenever I see this meme, think about Nihilists discussing Nietzsche.
Edit: Also, I'm one of them. I think I read about him for a few years before I said his name out loud in front of someone.
I'd pronounce his name like the Russian word for "no."
... is it not "neet-s'chay"?
Nope, it's nee-chuh. I also mispronounced it for years...
Njet-ze komrad
I've never seen Marx and Nietzsche in the same room...
Close, but the second syllable is different. You're correct that its not a silent vowel, it's pronounced exactly like the short version of the article "a", or the first letter of the word "announcement".
Neat sha(mbles)
No.
If only there existed a phonetic alphabet that would make such discussions unambiguous smh
However it's pronounced, I hope he helped cure you of your nihilism.
Are you trying to get me to talk about nihilism? My reddit days are gone, lol
Lol no, it's nihilism. There's literally "nihil" to talk about.
I only meant it in the same way that if someone spoke about an author who's famous for writing about how to deal with depression and I replied "i hope that author helped you with your depression."
I'm simply wishing you the best of health.
The correct response was “I thought you needed it more than me.”
I like "It's the future, that's not an insult anymore."
“Gay card? We use an app these days”
"You can hold it, you seem to need it more"
stoike I lol'd like a re'Tard