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this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2025
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Rich people go to Hell. You don't get to go to Heaven if you're a billionaire. Sorry. But if you hoard enough wealth to live a thousand lifetimes, then you have received your reward.
So many Christians just can't accept that Jesus was a poor person that believed rich people all go to Hell.
If only Hell existed and if only it all wasn't a ruse to placate people in to accepting their poor lot in life so the rich can continue to not be eaten by the poor.
Sometimes I have a bad premonition that all of the cosmos is a giant hell for the old ones to relentlessly and perpetually torture, kill, and reincarnate the souls whose emotional and physical suffering are what sustain said elder extra-dimensional deities.
No lives matter, and that's a fact.
- Cthulhu
The Cathars were a sect of Christianity that (at least some sects) believed God was the bad guy and mortal existence was actually punishment or otherwise bad, too.
I'm sure you can guess what happened to them.
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A poor, brown, Jew.
He'd be called a cultural-Marxist-self-hating-<insertJewishSlurHere> and deported to South Sudan by ICE, after getting beaten relentlessly at some internment camp.
To be honest, it's kind of surprising that the prosperity gospel only took off fairly recently. "Get rich and feel good about it" is an easy sell.
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There is no hate like christian love.
I got banned for a week on Facebook for saying that in response to an image about xtians being asshats.
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Imagine pretending to be catholic, and then complaining about the Pope. Isn't he Big King Shit of catholicism? Aren't you supposed to alter your moral beliefs to be in line with his?
They're straight up complaining that Jesus is woke.
in another age they would be put to the Auto-da-fΓ©.
I really am not down with the church persecuting people, but if they could just shut their own up and teach them their own fucking bible that'd be welcome
You gotta be cataclysmically fucking stupid to think poor people are poor on purpose.
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Y know, I would have a little more respect for Christians if they didn't pick only the parts of their faith that let them hate minorities. Especially since the bible directly says to 'treat foreigners as your own' (as a no human is illegal supporter I agree with this sentiment)
its unreal how uncatholic most Catholics are.
It's unreal how ~~uncatholic~~ ~~unchristian~~ irreligious most ~~catholics~~ ~~christians~~ religious people are.
It's unreal how ~~uncatholic~~ ~~unchristian~~ unreligeous most ~~catholics~~ ~~christians~~ religeous are.
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I find the evangelical Christians to be far worse (at least in the US). If you can imagine that
I'm pretty sure if Jesus was around now he'd abandon his position as the savior of these cunts and go build houses for the homeless.
It's so hard to know what Jesus would do, for a book about someone there is very little that is even first hand account.
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Somebody didn't pay attention in catholic school
Was probably too busy being diddled.....
I don't want to lose faith, i really want to keep supporting the child fuckers, but this might put me over the edge.
I can excuse child sexual abuse, but I draw the line at helping the less fortunate.
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These fascists sure are crazy huh
At least the Pope is a good person in this era of history, I guess that's something.
The biggest upset yet in my eyes. The Catholic Church looks on track to be one of the good guys at the end. Wild shit.
Yeah, this time around they don't need to collaborate with fascists to maintain political independence.
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I mean, we've had to shift the definition of "good" to "doesn't openly display a swastika somewhere on their property" but sure.
Lol, that response is exactly why I left Catholicism. The worst hypocrites in the world are Catholics. I refuse to participate or donate to an organization that doesn't condemn hate. I love this for Catholicism though, kill that evil organization.
Let me introduce a new gang in town: Evangelicals. A pure breed of hypocrisy, racism and cruel capitalism. The original followers of supply-side jesus
One of the most Christian things one can do now a days is to leave the Church behind.
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I was so hopeful I could be a Catholic again
It's so fucking funny, because there are plenty of American Catholic Churches packed wall-to-wall with haters, losers, and chuds. There are plenty of reactionary priests. FFS, there's an entire sect - Opus Dei - for them to congregate and self-flagellate and sexually assault their kids.
The idea that you can't be Catholic because the Pope doesn't share your politics... Brother! Martin Luther died a Catholic!
Just the idea of selecting your faith is weird to me. I can understand a person who has a firm conviction that X religion and it's dogma are divine truth and feeling compelled to follow it. Even if it's not for me, I can understand that.
I don't understand someone who's like "I don't actually believe in any of this, but I want to be in the cool kids club. I just can't unless you fix some of these things that Jesus said". Who tf is giving Jesus notes?
It just seems to me that Catholic isn't a thing you aspire to be, or a thing you turn on and off like a lamp. You either believe Catholicism is the dogma of God himself, or you should have no interest in being a part of it.
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Fucking cult lunatics. Just remember that the Pope is till playing hide the pedo priest. Maybe that will restore their βfaithβ
Don't worry, the evangelicals will give you the hate you want.
I'm fully on board with people having an existential crisis between their religion and their political beliefs.
There's no existential crisis, they just claim their religion isn't following the religion correctly
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It's funny how religious people don't understand the religion they are worshiping. Or even their very prophet or in this case the chief messenger which is how I like to call the pope.
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Of course he sympathises with the rich, especially the abrahamic religions are based on fake authority given by a magic man in the sky, to gain power, money and attraction.
Some people stay catholic because they like how the church covers for pedos.
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Fuck em both. The pope wields immense wealth and power, get to fixing things, anything - Housing, food, education, healthcare, environment - pick a topic and go.
I honestly donβt think the pope has that kind of power. Iβm pretty sure itβs a facade. Think of all the times their actions have been so minimal in any direction while their words swing one way or the other.
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