"That's a problem for future me, that guy's a jerk anyway."

the next morning: "Past me is an asshole."

laughs in forgot to plug in my EV

I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I'm too tired and I tell myself I'll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.

I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I'm a school bus driver so I only scare children.

Is this somekind of joke Im too non-american to understand?

🎵 Plug it in, Plug it in 🎶

Former gas station manager here.

The vast majority of people fill up in the morning. Then they accused us of making them late for work.

Too many beans?

I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too

Many such cases (me)

This kills the fuel pump.

I'm fortunate that a lot of stuff is east of me, and that leaving my house and going east on the nearby highway there's a gas station right there.

But on that off chance I have to go north, I'm screwed. And those are the days I leave it for tomorrow.

Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.