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Who are you? Why are you in my phone? (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] mistermodal@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

This is your grandson. I need the new door code. I need the code to the door

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm not in your phone, i'm in your walls.

[–] hyacin@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

Delivering moths

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I was sent to warn you......there's a mouse in your house

[–] Bhaelfur@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3:00 AM!

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Oh snap! It's Darkwing Duck!

[–] JubJubBird@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

I need to get to Kings Cross Station. Could you let me out there?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Because you said you would call me in the morning but never did.