...mmm, udders...
this post was submitted on 24 Oct 2025
601 points (99.0% liked)
Microblog Memes
9517 readers
2053 users here now
A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.
Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.
Rules:
- Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
- Be nice.
- No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
- Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.
Related communities:
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Frankfurt takes their Frankfurters seriously.
I want to see a video of it in use.
You put your meal under it and squeeze the top part, then your sauce comes out of the bottom part.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
The American version is probably a Ketchup capsule that you load into a l shaped device, pull the trigger and your ketchup splashes over your fries and the people infront of you.
While a tiny plastic packets gets discarded into a waste basket just out of sight.
load more comments
(3 replies)
We used to have similar ones at AFL games when I was a kid. I once stuck my (four’n twenty) pie onto the end and injected it with tomato sauce. Worked really well. Again, I was very young.
The poor dehydrated condiment cow has one udder with curdled milk, one slightly infected udder with yellow pus and one super inflamed one with blood