otter

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 38 minutes ago

That was aimed at the LLM, not you, FWIW. 🤓

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Your hands are 2024 bad, and you should feel shite for it. Thafuq. 🤮

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

Now banana, on the other hand.

Well, nope. It'd've burned down far sooner, no doubt. 🤔

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

I'd say it's because he's too busy wiping, but that generous AF.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

It's when the world is finally quiet, NGL. Can't beat the creative productivity, but the sleep-dep hangover is some divine fuckery, that's for sure. Truth: history often rhymes and gods are all prank-bros. 🥲

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 hours ago

Surviving this rampant Fascism™ 2.0? 🤷🏼‍♂️ Ask again in 5 years. Good luck, all.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dunno. I expect they're better as fertilizer than food, after the plastic's removed. It'll go a longer way to easing world hunger as well, that way. Two birds, one CEO, and all that.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago

He's just trying to get Luigi's attention. 🙃

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 days ago

And, there is no fork.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago

Can we, as global community, agree to name our Freedom Machines© in the style of Geralt and any random horse — except, instead of "Roach", they're all called "Luigi"?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aww, you really do get so rustled, dontcha? ^suchacuuutie

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (3 children)

High praise, anon. You're battin' a thousand.

 

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What are your favorite women's style instructional videos for hair & makeup? My inimitable partner has quietly expressed her lack of knowledge, though she feels her techniques are great as they are, and is looking for new things to try out. How do I lovingly offer inspiration without suggesting a look/preference(bias)?

Also, if it helpful: she's an incredibly kind, intelligent, capable, and vivacious redhead (N. Irish) with a talented updo & minimal makeup.

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