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[–] Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It can literally Kill you! Even a lower speed accident. I took care of a patient who's leg was shattered and it cut her femoral artery into a couple pieces.

DEAD! Just by hanging her bare feet outside the front passenger window across the edge of the dashboard. Air bag deployed. The END.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, one of my college roommates knew a girl that died in a similar way. Feet on dash, air bag deploy, knees pulverized brain.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 80 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

New a guy who did that, well had his foot out the window of his truck, rolled it, shattered and crushed his leg. He sued to truck company.... And won. (Or at least settled)

And then he bought trucks for his family. Yes from the same company.

[–] mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz 101 points 3 days ago (2 children)

tell me you're american without telling me you're american

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 35 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Is it the story about trucks, or spelling "knew" as "new"?

[–] noli@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Or the story about a lawsuit that only makes sense when you reframe it as a florida man headline in your mind

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Ha, thank you phone autocorrect. Keeping it there though.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Sure. I am physically, morally, emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually superior to everyone from anywhere else in the world.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How the fuck do you win that lawsuit? I really want to hear their arguments.

[–] Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Did he win or did they settle?

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[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Meanwhile I see kids doing this all the time while mom or dad looks at their phone behind the wheel. I do live in a redneck area*, though.

*the USA.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Whenever anyone does this in my car I check if I'm clear of other cars and slam on my brakes sending then under the dash.

They always get the message.

And I will keep doing it.

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[–] nagaram@startrek.website 5 points 2 days ago

This is one of those things where my 6+ ft height is a privilege.

I have never even dreamed of putting my feet on the dash.

[–] jcs@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (4 children)

God I thought I was nuts when i saw a face too

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[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The hip bones attached to the..... Oh, sorry about that....

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Looks like the taint bone...

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Taint nothing wrong with dat

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Better than having your kneecaps in your teeth.

Don't fucking kick your legs up in a car what the fuck you're in a high speed vehicle that can crash at any moment resting legs near an air bag????

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

How am I going to look cool and be comfortable though.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

this person couldved had his femur in his intestines from the looks of it.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago

I bet that black circle in the upper left is a pre-fart.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

Of the many broken bones I've had, a snapped femur is one. The damage it did means I'm never walking without a limp or running at nearly the pace I could. All it did was compound above the knee. This is permanent massive life changing damage. That bone absolutely destroys all the critical muscle groups, blood vessels, and massive nervous system that flows down to your lower half.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I can't even conceptualise what happened based on this xray, all I know is it looks fucking painful.

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Oof... I shattered my pelvis into 13 pieces in a bad car accident in 2015. They thought i might not walk again, but I thank God im walking just fine. I also had major head trauma and had totally lost my short term memory at first. Its has fully come back, I think, mostly. I couldn't even hold a conversation at first.

[–] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You'll be fiiiiiine.

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[–] hello_cruel_world@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Oh look. They pooped their femur!

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[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

Dude your leg went up your ass

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gently apply warm water on the affected area

[–] prex@aussie.zone 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Best I can do is piss myself.

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[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

So they've broken their pelvis straight through about half way up, popped their right femur out of the socket, and split the left femur straight through near the top.... yeah... that sucks

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yup, but you forgot the part when the tip of the right femur went out through their butthole...

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

If I recall from seeing the original article, it actually made a new butthole.

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[–] Elaine@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Holy crap, I didn’t even notice the broken pelvis and left femur break, gah!

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[–] hotdogcharmer@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Oh jesus fucking christ that actually made me wince. Do they make full-body cups that I can wear so this absolutely never happens to me?

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You could start by just listening to the advice above the image. It's a good start.

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[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Not to be all prudish or anything, but this made my stomach turn seeing it. IDK if tagging it would help but at least I would have been mentally braced for it.

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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Hell, I bruised my hip bone once at a martial arts seminar. The next-level pain I felt from just that make me worry for when I'm dumber/older and need a replacement.

Looking at trending, it's 50-50 I'll be fine into my 80s or be 4-joints-bionic by 70. Nothing in-between.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If this is someone born male, they hip checked themselves in the nuts. Ow ow ow!

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[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you look at their sacrum you can see their soul crying (it kinda looks like a face in agony)

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[–] Strider@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

No fixing stupid. Seeing this every now and then.

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