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Never in my house, but I had an elderly lady neighbor in elementary that I would play board games with my siblings that had one. I remember having to use it one afternoon and her teaching me. I don't remember the lesson exactly, but it definitely didn't last long.
Number 9, or something similar. It was a Bosch without keylock, so it called random people when it was in by school backpack (too big for pocket) as it had soft silicone buttons sticking out. You know, when calling was super expensive. My parents weren't happy. Soon after I got a Nokia 3210 which had keylock and fitted in my pocket. And had snake.
Author started in 90s and missed entire generation of 80s suitcase phones
Sometimes my dad would bring that last one home from his job if he was going on a business trip. I remember on one or two occasions he also came home with a Lincoln Town Car that I think was a company vehicle mostly driven by the company president and it had a car phone in it.
This.
Where's the bag phone?? The carphone???
I had a toy version of number 1. My first was number 4 or a similar model, a hand-me-down from my dad when I started driving and he upgraded to number 5. We actually found number 4 while clearing out the house when moving my parents a couple years ago. Not sure why they still had it; it had been years since anyone used it when they moved in almost 20 years earlier.
Why would you not include the most epic of Nokia phones, the 3310?
I was looking for it as well!
Gather 'round chillun and let grampy tell you about the times before cell phones
How's this not on the list!
Traveling technical sales
The one with a damn cord, you ageist bastard :P
Also wheres Nokia 3310
Only ever saw them in movies originally. But I also grew up in Buttfuck, Egypt so that didn't help.
For a long time I thought that a rotary phone was one of those old wall mounted phones with the horn that you had to crank to make a call because all of those "things people born after 19XX don't recognize" lists had rotary phones on them. I was born after 19XX and basically everyone I knew had one of these so it couldn't be a rotary phone.
Hah! Those horn phones were rare in antique stores when I was a child. :)
I remember my parents telling me we didn't own the phone (pictured) in their bedroom. Turns out it was rented from AT&T. Young me was shocked at the notion. "But it's in our house!"
At some point we upgraded to a push button version, of our own. Don't think AT&T wanted the old one back. Got one out of the trash, sitting here now, wife wants me to toss it. "No! That and mom's cursive typewriter stay!"
I feel so young. #18 is still before my time...
You've got my second, third, and fourth there but my first was this one:
Only one (#16) brick phone (numerical keypad, internal antenna, no moving parts)? Meanwhile, #7 and #9 might as well be variations of the same model.
#1 was my 3rd cell phone
Nice. Drug dealer or stock trader?
I remember number 1 from when I played GTA Vice City.
I remember 4 from GTA San Andreas .
9, but my dad had a 4
Ouch I had a 4
12 but my dad had a 1!
look at this dude with rich parents here
Gordon Gecko baby
First actually used was 12
My first phone was #5
Mine was #6 it was a brick
Motorola D160. That thing was an absolute tank. Switched to the Nokia 5110 but still kept the D160 for the more rough stuff, camping trips, construction, etc.
Can't say I miss having that thing strapped to my belt though 😅
Nokia 3210 was my first phone, then I went down the Nokia rabbit hole ending with the ngage, man I miss that company.
My first phone was like 18 but also I didn't get a cellphone until I was nearly 30
1 is older than I am
9
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I'm old enough to remember how in my third world country where I grew up people could buy plastic versions of the first model to pretend they were talking while walking on the street, because no one could actually afford a real one
When I was a kid you couldn't choose your phone. Or I guess you could choose between wall mounted or tabletop. They were leased from the phone company when you paid for a phone line.
My grandmother kept her bakelite rotary phone until she couldn't call her doctor without a touchtone.
Oh my, I recognise #5! My dad had one of those and I inherited it before I got the classic Nokia brick with Snake and Space Invaders (?).
Damn, are you me?
Sagem my411X
Yeah, number one was Zack Morris's phone. I think that the first mobile phone that I had was close to four. It definitely had the extendable antenna and was a flip phone but not a true flip phone like 5.
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