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[–] Z3k3@lemmy.world 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least they got a rejection

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like ghosted kid :/

[–] li10@feddit.uk 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Funny meta social media posts? Fine. Whatever.

But this is honestly just insulting and unprofessional.

I’m sure they get some applications from people who genuinely need that job, and then they’d get sent that rejection…

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

It has bad management decision written all over it. Some idiot in the hierarchy thinks they are being cute and ‘relatable’ in their own words I’m sure.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Also, what skills does a fast food chain need?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone has to keep the peasants in line

[–] smoof@kbin.social 36 points 2 years ago
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Pretty unprofessional for a corporate job to respond like this.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Pretty unprofessional for any job

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Corporate jobs are not the rainman montage, it's the Step brothers montage.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can get rejected if you’re not child labour. They want their workers cheap and children are cheap.

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Also if you seem too knowledgeable on pesky things like labor rights.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

KFC uses commercial pressure cookers. You can blow up a kitchen if you aren't careful around those things. Fast food doesn't look like it requires skills because they have managed to bring an assembly line to the kitchen. It does require a certain amount of spatial awareness, and the ability to switch tasks rapidly.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Did they just tell you that you're not good enough to put chicken in bucket?

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

KFC is franchised and there are lots of corporate roles. Could be one of those.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Guarantee that's what this is for. No restaurant manager would bother denying with outright denying an application, yet alone sending a rejection email.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It may be a lack of spatial awareness. They use commercial pressure cookers. If you aren't careful with those things you can blow up the kitchen.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wish brands would stop trying to be funny

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I support people having fun at work and think it should happen more.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

On social media? Fine, whatever. In rejection emails? …that’s not really something you get and have a laugh at.

[–] SCB@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I understand your take. I feel like "professionalism" at all is just a lie we tell ourselves, and I don't personally value the overall purpose of it.

I'd prefer people have fun at work.

[–] Syrc@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It has a purpose in situations like this, which have to be handled with tact.

I’m with you for everything else though, the issue is really highlighted by people writing casual emails and sending them professional-ized by ChatGPT, and the receiver passing through ChatGPT to make them more clear. It’s like we want to make things more difficult.

[–] Ethalis@jlai.lu 6 points 2 years ago

Oh I like people having fun at work as well, what I don't like is corporate communications trying to weirdly mimic people having fun at work. Maybe I'm just too cynical, but I often find these jokey comms to be souless and artificial and almost never feel like they're genuinely having fun

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If I got something like this after applying to a fast food place there's a non-zero chance I kill myself.

Wtf do you mean I don't have the skills? What skills?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

KFC in particular uses commercial pressure cookers, or at least they originally did I haven't worked there since before they were called KFC. Those things are dangerous, and if you didn't appear to have a decent amount of spatial awareness, I wouldn't hire you at my store, cause an accident with one of those pressure cookers could end in an explosion.

[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Things might have changed since the 90s, however I worked at multiple KFCs and the intelligence level of the people they hired to run these things was pretty damn low. In fact, at one store most of the cooks were stoned every single shift. Nobody got seriously hurt.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean... Getting stoned is arguably better than my experience with fine dining where almost everyone was either stoned and drunk, or on meth... Except for dishie. That dude had EVERYTHING available. He was kinda like Dopey from The 7 Dwarves. Always had an arm out and a leg up to try new drugs. I will admit that dishie was always a reliable source for LSD and X, so there is that going for the madlad.

[–] Superwidget@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

They didn't want to employ the "spiceslag?!" Disappointing KFC!

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That's not how a professional company rejects an applicant. Judging by this grammarless email (and this email alone), it sounds like you may have dodged a bullet. I am sorry that you've been rejected, though. That's never a fun experience, and their lack of compassion in their "cute" (but actually rather insulting) email is incomprehensible. Just because they didn't see you a a secret recipe, doesn't mean you're not. KFC has gone down hill more than almost any other chain in terms of flavor and quality, and their email here is a testament to their decision-making skills they seem to still be lacking.

E: autocorrect and my own mistakes.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Also, KFC continues to work in Russia, sponsoring the war through taxes. Just in case anyone needs more reasons to hate them

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 1 points 1 year ago

KFC USA always sucked. They have much more variety and quality in other countries. Speaking from experience.

[–] rengoku2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Reply with bah, humbug!

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[–] blujan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

I was no-contacted by Wendy's and McDonald's, and Carl's Jr told me i lived too far away for them to hire me and it to make sense.