Guns don't kill people, cats with guns kill people!
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I actually own this book. Someone bought it for me as a gag gift.
You might be my brother, I gave him a copy last christmas
I have this book, it's actually really hard to tell whether it's Moral Guardian satire or not halfway through
I've heard that it seems questionable at times.
"Don't bat at the trigger unless you intend to kill."
Kinda redundant? Never met a cat that did not have a intent to kill everything it met.
"~~Don't bat at the trigger unless~~ you intend to kill."
Don't worry, that's a 3 lb trigger and the kitten only weighs 1.5.
i actually read this