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[–] ZenFriedRice@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

This is the best way I could've every gone.

[–] meisme@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Be yourself I guess

[–] packetloss@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.

[–] possum@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?

[–] Doug@midwest.social 2 points 2 years ago

Guess I'll need to beware

[–] merjalane@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

[–] Barbarian@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Absolutely enraging.

[–] jnovinger@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I died who I am

[–] Yabai@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

It's terrible

[–] Stumblinbear@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.

[–] Link@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah, like a bear with balance

[–] tubbadu@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my username means nothing at all, it this bad?

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Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess

[–] Majora@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

[–] Ghast@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.

Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.

[–] nLuLukna@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?

[–] darkstar@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Not entirely sure how it would work honestly

[–] BurnedDonutHole@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Following this man to the gates of hell.

Portrait of J. Posadas

[–] Ted_Bunny@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Starfish@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

i should avoid sea food

[–] waspentalive@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)

[–] ahamrick@lemmy.hamrick.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty peacefully, I'd say.

[–] jax@lemmy.cloudhub.social 1 points 2 years ago (7 children)

My name is just my name… idk what that means πŸ˜₯

[–] argv_minus_one@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, so…you lose a mirror match. Fatality.

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[–] ElmarsonTheThird@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.

[–] JuniperusVox@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

[–] LoreleiSankTheShip@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.

[–] Argentum_Rex@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver

[–] KnightOfOldEmpire@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

[–] nodiet@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

[–] Mot@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

[–] icky_mess@lemmy.org.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Accurate, I suspect.

[–] heavyboots@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

I mean… 😬

[–] sgtnasty@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] 0x0815@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

Iβ€˜m just the average normal guy

[–] ShoePaste@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

sticky and horrid

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