This is the best way I could've every gone.
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Be yourself I guess
Lots of jittering and buffering before finally timing out.
I guess I die in a violent possum attack. Or do i?
Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries
Absolutely enraging.
I died who I am
It's terrible
I'm going to be flattened. Honestly there are worse ways to go.
Yeah, like a bear with balance
Yeah, nightmare fuel I guess
Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia
In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.
Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.
I might be flushed down a toilet.. LuLu?
Not entirely sure how it would work honestly
BurnedDonutHole related something will kill me it seems.
Following this man to the gates of hell.
Adorrible
i should avoid sea food
I live a long time and small parts of me go on forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life (look for R-Pentamino)
Pretty peacefully, I'd say.
My name is just my nameβ¦ idk what that means π₯
There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, soβ¦you lose a mirror match. Fatality.
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Third son of a viking probably going to take me down.
A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.
I'm honestly fine with mine. There are worse ways to go.
I'd think like Midas Touch but in silver
A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.
(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)
I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack
Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.
Accurate, I suspect.
I meanβ¦ π¬
Iβm just the average normal guy
sticky and horrid