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[–] glennglog22@kbin.social 77 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This sounds like some Disco Elysium shit

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Man's out here rolling snake eyes.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I knew I recognized that avatar! Senchaaa ♥️

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 62 points 2 years ago (1 children)

In fairness, I would be distraught if I ever misplaced my gay card. What would the others think of me at the bi-weekly brunch?

[–] Tehgingey@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

"Bi-weekly" is hilarious, well done

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 2 years ago

Does everyone on 4chan have a humiliation fetish? That's a rhetorical question, because obviously who else would go on 4chan.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A stoic is a boid that brings babies

[–] reflex@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Naw, that's a stork.
A stoic is a thick cut of moit.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a steak. Stoic is what you get when you boil bones in water.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a stock. Stoic is what you get when you drive too deep into mud or sand.

[–] malijaffri@feddit.ch 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Nah, man, you're thinking of 'stuck'. Stoic is what you do to a burning pile of wood or coals to keep the fire going.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

No, no, that's 'stoke'.

You're thinking of an event where workers coordinate and walk off the job, usually as an act of protest seeking increased compensation or better working conditions.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

No that's smoke. Stoic is what holds a bicycle wheel in place.

[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jcdenton@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm gonna place 20 proximity mines around you before our fight

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Fine, I'm still playing odd job slaps

[–] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fuckin loser

Dude should just 'Laputan Machine' himself, eh JC? 😏

[–] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 years ago

>not planting 20 proximity mines before cutscene.

Come on, dude.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

One of the more believable greentexts. Pretty sure that’s spot on with 4chaners.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

A tale of woe without redemption

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Kids today and their Marcus Aurelius.