Any name that can be spelled a million different ways
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There is a Pokemon competitive player named Chuppa Cross IV. Which means not only that somebody was unironically named Chuppa, but also his father, and his grandfather, and his greatgrandfather as well.
Angus.
Beef.
Because thatβs a girlβs name, idiots.
Lincoln Ford Mercury.
Jennifer
Hell, if the Amaricans and Vietnamese can call a girl "Kim", then we can call a boy "Jennifer" and say we got inspired.
Hennard.
Bumperpucker
Appropriation
Gurner
Clap
Clippy
Pickles
Masher
Guana
Iguana
Mump
Κ LATIN LETTER BILABIAL CLICK
Based off the Jeffs I've known... Jeff.
Lithium
Ham
Maven, given they are Java developers
Skibblezz DeWicket
Spewart
I will not elaborate
I'd take Steve over any of the ...ayden (Jayden and the like) names, but I'd be hesitant to send it as a joke, as it might give them ideas.
Ken or Nigel are probably safe.
Stevayden sounds like a win then.
Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie