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[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 83 points 2 years ago (3 children)

When my sister got her doctorate, she told her kids now they can no longer call her mama, now it's dr. mama

[–] goodgame@feddit.uk 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When i got mine, my nephews and nieces concatenated uncle and dr, even years later they refer to me as druncle

[–] klemptor@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 years ago

Yeah...that's the reason....

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 43 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Y'all joke, I had a college professor on the first day of class say "if you want to call me by my first name, that's fine. My first name is Doctor."

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If somebody starts with that "call me doctor" stuff, I'll insist they'll call me engineer. It's also a legally protected title.

[–] skippedtoc@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

It's strange.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if we move in the opposite direction and go with doctrix?

And I mean for everybody. Like a gender-bending neutral.

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

neutral

What makes a man turn neutral? Is it lust for money? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a dominant female doctor. I'm in.

[–] devz0r@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So is "folks" but that didn't stop people from neutralizing it or whatever it's called.

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I wonder how's that. Folkxs? Fxkls?

[–] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Get the folx out of here.

I had no idea they did that to folks lol.

I'm still not convinced we aren't being fucked with

[–] Currens_felis@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’ve heard doctress used for female doctors

[–] Aremel@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

Was it in the year 1910?

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

And a male doctor is a doctsman

[–] the_third@feddit.de 31 points 2 years ago

A PhD is something that you pour a lot of time in so you can tell most people "nah, just the_third, that's fine" and a few select people "That's Dr. the_third to you."

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Listen, lady—!"

"Doctor!"

"Doctor Lady!!"

– MST3K, Space Mutiny

[–] ArchTemperedKoala@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Maultasche@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SendMeYourTatas@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Doofenshmirtz

[–] PopShark@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Dr. Mr. Professor Patrick

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I had an art history professor that insisted on being called doctor; she said she'd put in a lot of time and spent a lot of money to get that degree, and so she wanted to get her money's worth.

She was a lot of fun.

[–] Good_Idea_Poorly_Realized@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I bet she was.

I've never meet someone who insisted on being called doctor that was anything except fun and reasonable to work with.

They love it when you let them know you also have a PhD.....

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I was being serious. She made art history--which is normally a fairly dry subject, particularly when you're covering art before 1100CE--a really fun and engaging subject.

[–] ftbd@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Isn't professor a higher title though?

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

No; adjunct faculty can also rightly be called professor without having achieved a doctorate. I've had a few professors that had BAs and MFAs (esp. since I'm not sure that there are PhD programs for fine arts).

[–] ftbd@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Interesting; I've literally never heard of this (EU)

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Could just be the schools that I've gone to, could be some weird thing that the US does that no one else does (kinda like SI v. metric).

[–] ADTJ@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

It depends what country you're in

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago

But then they don't use PhD's preferred pronouns to refer to PhD in the tweet 😔

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

John Hurt has entered the chat.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I have a cousin who got a knighthood in the UK, but he won't let me call him 'sir' no matter how funny I think it is. (He also has a PhD.)

[–] JohnDoe@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 2 years ago

It's the right kind of doctor, it checks out!

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 3 points 2 years ago

Well, actually the “pronoun” would be “The Doctor”. And since it applies in both contexts, it’s applicable to both. However it’s really not a pronoun as much as it’s A unique Proper-noun/noun/pronoun tri-brid.

Basically, it’s all really confusing, we should all just acknowledge this as a Quantum-noun and move on.