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You are now a duck, what do you do first?? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by Therealmglitch@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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You are still you, you can speak human language that you already know, and you know how to speak duck.

You have to learn how to be a duck. This means you gotta learn how to fly, hunt food, etc.

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Fly south

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Attack someone with a sandwich

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Hockey.

[–] nis 2 points 2 years ago

I'd duck. Then I would probably duck some more.

[–] Antimutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There could be more to it than that - like take up ballet.

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[–] notonReddit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Rape

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The question implies that you would still have your human brain, not that you would think like an actual duck.

[–] notonReddit@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 years ago

Still rape

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