this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2023
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It's coming out the wrong end of the phone.
No, it's just held upside down. For some reason I think the concave but goes by the ear and the flat bit is spoken into.
Now I've written it, it doesn't make sense, but I'm pretty sure I'm correct - long conversations weren't comfortable against the ear (because of the ring?)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handset#/media/File%3AFeAp_92-1a_-_handset-4975.jpg still missing a phone in the meme.
And where is the cable?
Upvotes. Suddenly realizes “Nobody Lately” 😔
You got a great cock man... and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
Thanks dad
It ain't much, but it's honest work
Thanks, needed that today.
Thanks 🥹.
Thank you 🥹
How do you know?
I have my ways
Why did I hear this as a whisper?
Why did you hear it at all?
🐔?
Thanks. I made it myself.
Thanks. But my hens are a sight of beauty, too.
Thanks bro <3
You can have it if you want to, I don't really need it
How would anyone say that when no one but me has seen my cock in years?
NSA: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It needed to be said. It's well received around these parts.
Thanks
Thanks bro, very considerate <3
Thank you.
The comments were there at first but when I tabbed to a different app and back it said comments were turned off. Anyone else see them?
Am woman. What do I do now?
Get a nice cock, bro 😌