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[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not paranoia if they are really after you

[–] geogle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

It could still be paranoia

[–] dynamo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don't go overboard, i think it's perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i'm european so i dunno

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] seathru@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I thought it was James May.

[–] MuhammadJesusGaySex@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I thought it was Steven Seagal.

I only know 2 things about Steven Seagal.

  1. Steven Seagal is a Russian shill.

  2. One time Gene LeBell choked Steven out so hard, that Steven Seagal shit his pants.

Those are the only 2 things I know, and need to know about Steven Seagal.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] jcg@halubilo.social 1 points 2 years ago

Is it not Rocky Balboa?

[–] CordanWraith@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

It is, from the Top Gear Bolivia Special

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The man always wakes up ready to prepare a coconut for breakfast. How is that wrong?

[–] conorab@lemmy.conorab.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Unless the other guy brought a gun to the knife fight.

[–] dauerstaender@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

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