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EDIT: A lot of you are reading into the tweet while still somehow agreeing with the overall message. No one is saying we should eliminate music programs or that we should teach toddlers about healthcare plans. The tweet is making this thing called a --checks notes-- joke, that also conveys the message that schools could teach more practical skills that young adults will need going forward.
A kid who complains about not learning taxes in school. Would never of paid attention in those classes in school.
Taxes are just a really long and complicated math worksheet
The IRS gives you a 100 page step-by-step manual, and only requires addition, subtraction, multiplication and (rarely) division. For someone who just has a W-2, you fill out one field for income and do the math for the tax bracket.
I was taught the 140ez in school, most kids didn't care.
I was taught budgeting in middle school where they actively taught people 3/4 of your monthly paycheck NEEDS to go to your mortgage.
I thought it was bank propaganda looking back on it.
3/4ths is definitely house poor living. There is some benefit to going as big as you can afford though since moving is a huge pain, buying a bigger better house up front can save a lot of headache and possibly money, but even then staying under 40% seems like a good idea.
Most people learn recorder around 8-10 years old. I don't know why you would want to learn taxes at that age.
Schools teach mathematics, reading comprehension, and how to follow instructions. With those 3 skills people can do their taxes. We used to do it with a paper form and a paper book full of instructions. Now there are programs that do pretty much everything for you, all you need to do is answer questions. If you can't figure out how to do taxes then you have a bigger problem than the schools not directly teaching you how. As far as understanding all of the intricacies of US tax law, that is a much larger, more complex issue than they would or could reach in general education. There are entire university programs for that education.
Absurd. We should never replace the arts with Home Economics. Two different things. Maybe less time should be spent in those Bush Era textbooks.
The right healthcare plan is the free one offered in another country.
Do people laugh out loud at this kind of joke? Without being judgmental, I never find myself tickled by this setup.
Only at this one 
I do in fact find that reply funny!
This isn't really a joke though. It's a commentary on preparedness for adulthood and the current version of the machine.
Did you guys not have at least basic lessons about how your country works? And were they from the same teacher who did primary school music lessons?
I had to take a "home economics" class in highschool. However, you could test out of it. I was unaware that you could do this, so I had to take it. They taught us the very basic us tax form, how to write a resume, how to write a check (yes I'm old). It was very remedial stuff that can easily be learned if you need to know it. The 1040EZ tax form is for someone with a regular job and it has a set of instructions that goes with it. In fact, all us tax forms have a separate instruction sheet unless you have a very niche problem such as repayment of unemployment income or something like that.
Well shit, our home ec just had us learn to sew and make really shitty pretzels.
Are you sure you just don't remember the full course? Ours did sewing and cooking but also how to write a check, budget, etc. There was also a section on interpersonal relationships and a section on nutrition. We made cinnamon rolls instead of pretzels though.
In my school, what you are describing was in a personal finance class, what the parent comment is describing was called home ec. The personal finance class was required and home ec was not.
I don't think we had a personal finance class, but if so, I didn't take it. My home ec class covered budgeting, sewing, cooking, nutrition, interpersonal relationships, safe sex, etc. Home ec was required. We baked once and sewed one project.
We also had an elective domestic arts class that was half sewing and half cooking. The cooking portion had us make a different recipe every week. The sewing portion had us sew hoodies, pajama pants, embroidery, etc. If you didn't take domestic arts, then you had to take CAD.
We have classes that teach how the government works, although they're usually taught by football coaches who would rather teach PE.
And they only cover the technical way that the government theoretically works, not the backroom deals and bribery that actually runs the government.
We did, and no they weren't. But a lot of people don't pay attention in school, and don't remember what they're taught.
Never ever replace arts, its why most kids enjoy school. but instead, create a semester long class called life that is required every year.
clearly, we’d reward kids for taking college levels, but also trades. but you’d learn how to buy a house, trade stocks, pay bills with what you have…
I literally ONLY remember two things from kindergarten: hot cross buns on recorder and a theatrical performance of Man in the Mirror
Over a decade ago in our high school we had a personal finance class in 1st year; we learned about tracking stocks, limited budgeting, how to fill out a check and that was really it. However, nobody cared and why should we? We couldn't even work until 16 years old and we were 14 and you can't get stocks until 18. If it were at around 3rd year then it would have been more relevant.
Most of this stuff is now obsolete due to technology anyway. I rarely cash in checks but all I do is just take it to cash checking. No name signing, just give them the check, get photo taken, and get the money.
Taxes is the only thing that isn't obsolete and should be taught at some point somewhere. Sure, some of it is just copying numbers but then there's tax deductibles and running a business that requires quarterly taxes when over $1k.
To be fair, at the time you’re learning the recorder, you’re doing basic arithmetic. You gotta wait to get into advanced arithmetic before learning to do your taxes.
School also doesn't teach you how to get dressed or wipe your ass but you still learned how to do those things.
Some things are supposed to be taught to you by your parents. There was nothing stopping any of us from sitting down with our parents and learning how to do taxes which is exactly how I learned about it.
Because first graders are really going to carry those lessons onward 🙄
What does hot cross buns mean in this context?
It's a super basic song that people tend to learn early in music. It's three notes and a very simple pattern.
HOT
CROSS
BUNS
HOT
CROSS
BUNS
ONE-A-PENNY TWO-A-PENNY
HOT
CROSS
BUNS
When I was in school, that was just the first song they'd teach us on the recorder so I assume it's meant to be the teacher pushing on with the lesson instead of listening to the student.
It's one of the first songs taught on a recorder.
I'm going to become rich and famous when I invent a recorder with a headphone socket.
Electronic flutes already exist. They’re just expensive as hell, because they’re not designed for mass production with cheap injection-molded plastic.
Your school still has a music program?
districts in some parts of the country do have classes, senior seminars, or workshops, that cover things like this and other 'life skills'. it was a graduation requirement at my public high school, waaaay back in the 1980s in minnesota.
My school actually taught* us how to pay taxes
*started teaching and never finished because we didnt have time