Bone Apple Tea

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Let me guess; it should be green, as in collard green? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 years ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to c/boneappletea@lemmy.world

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[–] Poondude@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wear all green, then lay down by the hole and be invisible. Slap peoples balls away when they get too close.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

My husband has a Bitter Southerner T-shirt that says Cornbread and Collards on the front. They'd have to let him in, right?

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 5 points 2 years ago

COLLARD REQUIRED. shirt is thank you.

[–] flyingmilkman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

How many times did Mr. Collard golf without a shirt that they had to put this up?

[–] Encode1307@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

You know it's a classy joint if they require collard shirts

[–] Sluggles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

But, but, but... I only have Mustard and Turnip shirts! What do I do?!?!

[–] Halvo317@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Minnesota?

[–] AWTM_James@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

There's a clothing brand hq'ed near me called Collared Greens. Pretty catchy tbh